Sunday, January 17, 2010

GOD IS BACK!

News reports are chattering that "God is back!" Some of us assumed He never left. So why this sudden declamation...?

First, Hollywood's stunning box office receipts for God-themed movies like "The Book of Eli," "The Blind Side," and "The Lovely Bones." Second, the spectacular flow of funds for the relief of Haiti from so many people sending god-be-with-you messages. Third, the giant spike in Conan O'Brien's "Tonight Show" audiences.

What do the O'Brien numbers have to do with God...? Only this. The executives running NBC have played God for so long, they were starting to believe it. This latest collapse in their scheduling may help remind them that Rockefeller Center headquarters reach pretty high, but not that high!

2 comments:

  1. Like you said, some of us assumed he never left...some people just stopped believing.

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  2. True, and I assume our periodic doubts amuse him.

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